Describe a favourite movie in the most boring way possible

[Various Artist]

Central American theme park has teething troubles.
(Jurassic Park)


Small bloke transports jewellery to mountain.
(The Lord of the Rings – all of them)


Posh girl briefly glimpses life below decks on boat, gets wet.
(Titanic)

[MsD]

That last one is concise, but not "boring".

[Satchmo Distel]

Barnsley kid has a pet bird. Things end badly because it's a proletarian dead-end town in the 1960s.

[Patrick Thistle]

Archaeologist tries to acquire item for museum.

[Any Indiana Jones film]

[Hot Pepsi]

Soldier comes home, takes over family business.

(The Godfather)

In the sequel, he has a disagreement with his brother about the western expansion of the business.

[Hot Pepsi]

A young man in Edinburgh realizes his friends are mostly assholes and losers.

[Hot Pepsi]

The classic is...

Young man comes home from college and does not get along with his new stepdad.

[Southport Zeb]

Young boy helps out of towner call friends to remind them they've left him behind

[Hot Pepsi]

Failing academics start a business a very opportune moment.



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[pebblethefish]

Kid does some karate

(Hope no one needs the bit in white)

[pebblethefish]

Posh girl briefly glimpses life below decks on boat, gets wet.
(Titanic)

Surely - Boat goes half way to America

[G-Man]

Failing academics start a business a very opportune moment.



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[G-Man]

Agitated man introduces visitors to his little friend.

(Scarface)

Though here we are leaving the realms of "favourites".

[Toby Gymshorts]

Recreational drug enthusiasts misplace vehicle.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Just to confirm that yes, that is one of my favourite films.

[jwdd27]

Adolescent acts up. Her mother turns to religion.

( The Exorcist )

[pebblethefish]

No idea, it was shit.

(All of the Lord of the Rings / Hobbit films)

[jwdd27]

A group of colleagues take a boat trip to arrange the retirement of another colleague.

( Apocalypse Now )

[Kowalski]

Man can't find his friend so ends up in the sewers.


Injured voyeur distrusts a neighbour,


Terminally ill picture framer tricked into becoming assassin.


Just another consequence-free day in the life of an abhorrent teenaged smartarse only with a Ferrari/

[Patrick Thistle]

Cancer patient experiences side effects of new treatment and seeks remedy

(Deadpool)

[Patrick Thistle]

Trio has transport issues

(Apollo 13)

[Sits]

Woman suffers from early onset dementia.

[3 Colours Red]

Boy has difficulties looking after pet

(Gremlins)

Four men start up a new business

(Ghostbusters)

The travails of a motorcycle gang

(Akira)

[Simon G]

Kid doesn't go on Christmas holiday
(Home Alone)

5 guys meet in a police lineup
(The Usual Suspects)

[diggedy derek]

Some of these ones on this page actually sound too exciting for the brief.