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Describe a favourite movie in the most boring way possible
04-07-2020, 07:38
It's a long thread on Twitter, and some of them are pretty good:
https://twitter.com/REDROMINA/status...23367412137986
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04-07-2020, 09:41
Three French men take a train into the city centre, to call on another man.
Soldiers look for another soldier, to tell him he can go home.
Man goes to prison, makes a friend there.
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04-07-2020, 09:59
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04-07-2020, 10:05
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04-07-2020, 10:06
Some people fly to Bruges
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04-07-2020, 10:06
Man owns bar. Knows one of the customers. Gets her a plane ticket.
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04-07-2020, 10:08
Band promotes album.
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Man owns bar. Knows one of the customers. Gets her a plane ticket.
One I liked on Twitter was "Moroccan bar closes".
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04-07-2020, 10:13
Adopted child causes problems for family working abroad
Adopted child learns important of numerology (sequel)
Adopted child is now an adult and tries to find the child of his father's rival (sequel)
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04-07-2020, 10:17
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04-07-2020, 10:24
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04-07-2020, 10:25
A lot of blokes dig a hole.
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04-07-2020, 10:28
Company worker gets infected with parasite.
Teenager accompanies old man to deliver message.
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04-07-2020, 10:29
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04-07-2020, 10:32
The critics are saying "like Portland Bill with indigestion"
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04-07-2020, 10:33
Teenager tries to solve a maze.
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04-07-2020, 10:38
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04-07-2020, 10:40
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04-07-2020, 10:43
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04-07-2020, 10:57
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04-07-2020, 11:04
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04-07-2020, 11:09
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04-07-2020, 11:12
Is there any chance of someone keeping tabs on what these films actually were? I know a handful of them but many are leaving me completely mystified.
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04-07-2020, 11:16
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04-07-2020, 11:21
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Is there any chance of someone keeping tabs on what these films actually were? I know a handful of them but many are leaving me completely mystified.
Mine are
La Haine
Saving Private Ryan
The Shawshank Redemption
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