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    Describe a favourite movie in the most boring way possible

    It's a long thread on Twitter, and some of them are pretty good:

    https://twitter.com/REDROMINA/status...23367412137986

    #2
    Three French men take a train into the city centre, to call on another man.

    Soldiers look for another soldier, to tell him he can go home.

    Man goes to prison, makes a friend there.

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      #3
      Man listens to corn, then digs it up.

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        #4
        Man buys tool for farm, bumps into old man and travels to see his sister.

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          #5
          Some people fly to Bruges

          (They Flew to Bruges)
          Last edited by Guy Profumo; 04-07-2020, 11:31.

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            #6
            Man owns bar. Knows one of the customers. Gets her a plane ticket.

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              #7
              Band promotes album.


              Grandfather reads book out loud.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Snake Plissken View Post
                Man owns bar. Knows one of the customers. Gets her a plane ticket.
                One I liked on Twitter was "Moroccan bar closes".

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                  #9
                  Adopted child causes problems for family working abroad

                  Adopted child learns important of numerology (sequel)

                  Adopted child is now an adult and tries to find the child of his father's rival (sequel)

                  The Omen Films
                  Last edited by Gert from the Well; 04-07-2020, 11:35.

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                    #10
                    Family drive to beauty pageant.

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                      #11
                      New shopping mall owners have issue with customer base

                      Dawn of the Dead
                      Last edited by Gert from the Well; 04-07-2020, 11:39.

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                        #12
                        A lot of blokes dig a hole. (The Great Escape)

                        Twelve other blokes sit around a table arguing. (12 Angry Men)

                        Some fish swim around a bit. (Finding Nemo)

                        Silly medieval cup-search. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
                        Last edited by Nocturnal Submission; 04-07-2020, 17:19.

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                          #13
                          Company worker gets infected with parasite.

                          Teenager accompanies old man to deliver message.

                          Soldiers try to find a bank.





                          (Alien)
                          (Star Wars)
                          (Kelly's Heroes
                          )
                          Last edited by Patrick Thistle; 04-07-2020, 13:37.

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                            #14
                            Engineers try to hide mistake.




                            (Monsters Inc)
                            Last edited by Patrick Thistle; 04-07-2020, 13:37.

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                              #15
                              The critics are saying "like Portland Bill with indigestion"

                              The lighthouse
                              Last edited by Gert from the Well; 04-07-2020, 11:39.

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                                #16
                                Teenager tries to solve a maze.

                                Puppet performance of 19th century novel.

                                Prisoners oppose religious fundamentalist.


                                (Labyrinth

                                Muppet Christmas Carol

                                Guardians of the Galaxy
                                )
                                Last edited by Patrick Thistle; 04-07-2020, 13:38.

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                                  #17
                                  Well to do Italians tell stories to young adults who wish they were elsewhere

                                  Salo: 120 Days in Sodom
                                  Last edited by Gert from the Well; 04-07-2020, 11:40.

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                                    #18
                                    Man remembers his sledge

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                                      #19
                                      Pizza restaurant struggles with hot weather

                                      Man goes to prison and changes name

                                      Do The Right Thing and Malcolm X
                                      Last edited by Gert from the Well; 04-07-2020, 11:40.

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                                        #20
                                        Some middle eastern refugees cross to the other side of the sea

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                                          #21
                                          Man rents a place in Margate and paints.

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                                            #22
                                            Marine colonel gives an order, Navy lieutenant asks colonel if he gave an order, colonel says he did.

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                                              #23
                                              Is there any chance of someone keeping tabs on what these films actually were? I know a handful of them but many are leaving me completely mystified.

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                                                #24
                                                Following IT problems at work, man turns into big baby

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Balderdasha View Post
                                                  Is there any chance of someone keeping tabs on what these films actually were? I know a handful of them but many are leaving me completely mystified.
                                                  Mine are

                                                  La Haine

                                                  Saving Private Ryan

                                                  The Shawshank Redemption

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