Cate Blanchett in "bizarre gardening accident"?

[Guy Profumo]

Actor "nicks head" with chainsaw

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/202...in-east-sussex

[3 Colours Red]

Stumpy Pepys to thread...

Mind you, she's no Brian May...

[Stumpy Pepys]

Ronnie James Dio was also a victim.

[slackster]

The Brian May story developed from his torn arse diagnosis. The old bore has been back on Instagram to explain that he’d actually had sciatica, and subsequent scans showed that as well as a slipped disc in his lower back, he also had some blocked arteries and had suffered a mild heart attack.

I blame the badgers. And Angie Watts from Eastenders.

[Jah Womble]

Actor "nicks head" with chainsaw

Makes it sound as though she held up a fancy-dress shop.