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    All I want for Crispmas is you.

    Walkers (née Smiths) have secured the services of Mariah Carey to plug their tuber based product for their Crimbo campaign.

    Other crisp brands are available.

    (As am I should the likes of Tyrrells, Seabrook, or Pipers be knocking about.)


    #2
    We have an annual Christmas Crisp Off at work, everyone brings in one or two varieties, blind tasting to guess the flavour and then at the end a vote for the best. It's one of the highlights of the festive season.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Walt Flanagans Dog View Post
      We have an annual Christmas Crisp Off at work, everyone brings in one or two varieties, blind tasting to guess the flavour and then at the end a vote for the best. It's one of the highlights of the festive season.
      Those cold early nights must just fly by, mustn't they.

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        #4
        Just seen the commercial and it’s pretty much what I’d expected - Ms Carey ‘phoning it in while pocketing several hundred thousand ‘crisp’ fivers.

        I’m sure I could pitch in here with a whole bunch of hilarious crisp-based Mariah puns, were any of her songs even remotely memorable.

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          #5
          Other crisps available...

          KP & the Sunshine Band
          Salt ‘n’ Shakin’ Stevens

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            #6
            Ready Salted n' Pepa

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              #7
              The Prawn Cocktail Twins.

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                #8
                Jefferson Air-plain.

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                  #9
                  Salt and Vinegaz Wit Attitudes

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                    #10
                    Marmitey Wah!

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                      #11
                      Hot Chipsticks

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                        #12
                        Mini Cheddars Repperton
                        Nik Naks Kershaw

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                          #13
                          Salted Images

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                            #14
                            Scott Walker's French Fries

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                              #15
                              Skips Spence

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                                #16
                                The Walkers Sensations-al Alex Harvey Band

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                                  #17
                                  Tenpole Tudor

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                                    #18
                                    The Golden Wonder Stuff

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                                      #19
                                      Elkie Seabrooks

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                                        #20
                                        The Smith's
                                        The Bobby's Fuller Four (for the petrol station crisp aficionado)

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                                          #21
                                          Motown special:

                                          Smokey Bacon & The Miracles
                                          Junior Walkers
                                          Jimmy Ruffles
                                          Lionel Rich-tea (This should be under 'biscuits'. Ed.)

                                          ('Golden Wonder' ought to be the title of Stevie's greatest hits collection...)

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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Walt Flanagans Dog View Post
                                            The Bobby's Fuller Four (for the petrol station crisp aficionado)
                                            Bobby's Prawn Cocktail Spirals are genuinely the best crisps ever.

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                                              #23
                                              The Flying Doritos Brothers
                                              Tayto Coelo

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                                                #24
                                                The Tyrell's Corporation
                                                Billie Piper's
                                                Laura Brannigan's
                                                Rose Royster's
                                                Kettle and Cane
                                                Space Raiders

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Stumpy Pepys View Post

                                                  Bobby's Prawn Cocktail Spirals are genuinely the best crisps ever.
                                                  They're right up there. Their Sticky BBQ Ribs are also a thing of wonder.

                                                  Back to the puns: Cream Cheese & Chive Burr
                                                  Last edited by 3 Colours Red; 05-11-2019, 11:56.

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