Life imitating (bad) art

[Tubby Isaacs]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/vinnie-jones-left-nursing-bruises-after-fight-with-fellow-actor-tamer-hassan-1954850.html

All we were missing was Danny Dyer shouting "naughty!"

[Gangster Octopus]

Life imitating (bad) art

Why are men in their forties fighting?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Life imitating (bad) art

Because they thought they were in one of their own films. That part is easy enough to believe. It's the fact that there's a living for them fighting in films that baffles me.

[Lucia Lanigan]

Life imitating (bad) art

I thought that was William Burroughs and John Moss out of Culture Club at first glance.

This story couldn't be PR-led at all, of course, since it ends on the immortal line: "The two men are due to begin filming action movie Blood Out on location in Louisiana next week."

[Tubby Isaacs]

Life imitating (bad) art

Ah, you're must more savvy than me.

It does sound like Vinny Jones lost though. You reckon his PR people were happy with that?

[Wyatt Earp]

Life imitating (bad) art

The two actors' accounts of the encounter vary but Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels star Jones, 45, and 42-year-old Hassan had a previous disagreement over New Year.

Not all that controversial a topic, you'd have thought.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Life imitating (bad) art

It was a new year wake for Hassan's old gran. Jones turned up wearing trainers.

[Lucia Lanigan]

Life imitating (bad) art

You say that, Wyatt, but remember the millennium. Robbie Williams - ooh, he's a cheeky one - united the nations emotionally; nevertheless, fist-fights erupted over whether the new era began now, or in a year's time. I can't remember why, but then absinthe was quite popular at the time.