Davina's (second) last stand

[Gerontophile]

First in: Stephen Baldwin. The one out of 'The Usual Suspects'

He is a born again Christian, with a radio show on an Evangelical station.

This could be fun.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

Next in: Page 3 Stunna, Nicola T(uppenden). No, I have never heard of her, although that isnt a shock. She was a WAG with Bobby Zamora apparently.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

3rd: Cage Fighter, Alex Reid. Tranny. Went out with Jordan.

[Gerontophile]

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Stephanie Beacham. hmm... they obviously couldnt afford Joan Collins.

[George]

Davina's (second) last stand

I had the great mispleasure of seeing Mrs McCall's self satisfied face beaming down on me from a billboard the other day whilst walking the dog. It seems Sky 1 have given her another vehicle after C4 tell her to fuck off.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

In comes ... Lady Sovereign.

Mouthy, grime artiste. Could be a winner.

[George]

Davina's (second) last stand

Her attempts to crack America have been put on back burner.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

George: yes, she has this dance thing ongoing, I think.

*La McCall that is.

[hissing fauna]

Davina's (second) last stand

if this is the last one, why not chuck Davina in?

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

only if there is a shark pool in the bedroom.

[hissing fauna]

Davina's (second) last stand

Gerontophile wrote:

only if there is a shark pool in the bedroom.

then the cage fighter bloke could jump in and fight it

[Gerontophile]

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There was a clue about song and dance before the ads, so I am not looking forward to the next one.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

Its American rap star, Cisqo.

ah, the Thong Thong Thinger... and he is thinging it now.

[George]

Davina's (second) last stand

I didn't need to be reminded about the existence of that song.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

hissing fauna wrote:

Gerontophile wrote:

only if there is a shark pool in the bedroom.

then the cage fighter bloke could jump in and fight it

In his basque and stillettoes.

Here comes that Posh-assister, Dane Bowers.

I quite like him.

[George]

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This is a predictable one.

[Gerontophile]

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oh for fuck sake... he is Jordan's ex, and is thinking of becoming a cage fighter? oh for fuck sake.

[hissing fauna]

Davina's (second) last stand

just need Jordan now and it will complete set of.............cunts

[George]

Davina's (second) last stand

The area outside the house for fans to congregate in as noticeably shrunk from the shows 'salad days'

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. Unlikely we will get much gossip out of her, although that would be the reason she is there. Nice looking though.

[George]

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Hollywood's lady pimp to the stars.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

Dunno why the masses are booing her, they probably dont even know her.

[David Agnew]

Davina's (second) last stand

hissing fauna wrote:

if this is the last one, why not chuck Davina in?

That would be the one thing that would guarantee I wouldn't watch.

[Gerontophile]

Davina's (second) last stand

A Swedish dance person named Basshunter.

Never heard of him.

But, he has Tourette's, and porn vid's on the net, so that's all right then.

And he is VERY cute, for someone under 60.

[George]

Davina's (second) last stand

How many people in total are going in the house?