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    Who, when deciding which celebrity to use to flog their TVs, thinks "Jimmy Bullard is your only man "

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      Lenor - "Where's The Sun?"

      Right up where it don't shine if you don't shut the fuck up with your caterwauling.

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        I swear to dog, the next time I hear the phrase "let it rain", and it involves money, I am going to go postal.

        FUCK YOU fradt nkigs (Proud of dyslexia.com)

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          OK. So, ex-Blossom, and "whatever the fck the comedy with science" was, she's gone full-on vitamins endorsing.

          She can now, officially, go fuck herself. Probably.

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            Whoever created that Domino’s yodelling ad campaign may have to be shot dead.

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              Also, doesn't it involve a little bit more than surface knowledge about yodelling?

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                I had glimpsed the Cantona ad on FFWD but finally saw it last night, little did I know it was for Cashley and Sports Direct

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                  That new SumUp advert raised quite a smile here. Fair play to them.

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                    "FC Barcelona players eat them" says a mother to her carrot-resistant daughter in an ad for an exorbitantly priced fridge.

                    FC Barcelona, as we all call them in conversation.
                    I wonder if they'll get the better of Real Madrid CF this year, or will Club Atlético de Madrid S.A.D. manage a repeat?

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                      Keep a weather eye on Real Betis Balompié to potentially put the domesticated feline among the feral stock doves.

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                        Originally posted by Jah Womble View Post
                        Whoever created that Domino’s yodelling ad campaign may have to be shot dead.
                        Agreed, however the small lesson in manners at the end is appreciated.

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                          Not really traumatic (irritating, mind), but I've just watched an Audi advert where the car is shown sedately cruising down a couple of streets while the small print informs me that it's being driven by a professional driver on a closed circuit. Why do I need to be told this? Is it to try and quell the urge to smoothly drive down the road at a moderate speed as to do that kind of thing I would need professional training?

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                            Didn't know where else to put this - C4 knock it out of the park again for the Paralympics

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                              Why do PlusNet think it's only in Yorkshire that people use the phrase "That'll do" in a deliberately understated way?

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                                Because they have no clue that Dick King-Smith spent almost his entire life in the West Country?

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                                  A reluctance to acknowledge that other places are available seems consistent enough with PlusNet's Yorkshire-centric pitch, off-putting as it is.

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                                    There's a new Johnny Depp advert for Dior Sauvage Elixir that is jaw dropping in its naffness (not wanting to see him for other reasons aside). Playing an electric guitar in the desert? Why, Johnny, you are sooo cool.

                                    Also the "elixir" creates an unwelcome image of him drinking the stuff, which isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

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                                        Catch him! Bite him!

                                        He isn't even running, for goodness' sake.

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                                          He's almost 60

                                          They aren't paying him enough to run

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                                            Presumably Dior believe there are still people around who regard him as "cool", rather than ridiculous and moronic. And that those people use expensive cologne.

                                            Also surprising that they are cool with his legally confirmed status as a beater of women.

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                                              The saddest bit is that you are right

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                                                An advert for a dating app says someone on it finds love every 14 minutes. Is this one couple every 28 minutes or one person getting more excited about a match than the other every 14?

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                                                  The budget for the latest Captain Birdseye commercial clearly doesn’t extend to the guy actually ‘saying’ anything. While his young pals tuck into some aesthetically-enhanced cod steaks, the main man simply sits there, smugger- and wiser-than-you behind his aesthetically-enhanced smile and aesthetically-enhanced cap’n’s beard.

                                                  Still, it’s nonetheless an improvement on those bizarre previous attempts to transform the character into some kind of maritime pin-up material.

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                                                    These Pedro Pascal ads for plonk are like something out of the 80s. Specifically Ferror Rocher ads mixed with Milk Tray.

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