11. "A problem with two Oriental guests who can't speak English is solved by Mrs. Cunningham, who speaks English at them - loudly and clearly."
10. "Benny slopes into Reception looking like he’s been living in a ditch, which he has. After catching him trying to have a siesta in the garden shed, David Hunter gives Benny a lecture on economics."
9. "Meg hears the fourth most incredible thing she’s ever heard in her life."
8. "Anthony pays a visit to Jill and laments the lack of sex and violence in New York."
7. "Shughie’s Stalinist behaviour earns shrugs of indifference from the catering staff. He retires to peel his potatoes."
6. "Mrs. Bailey’s plans to have an enjoyable suicide are almost thwarted by Jane."
5. "Benny regales Jane and Diane with tales of his life as a hobbledehoy. While Mr. Booth’s libido takes another thrashing, Shughie warns Helen of the dangers of communicable diseases. Diane gives Benny a lecture on the Welfare State."
4. "Two decades after being involved in the massacre of innocent civilians in Malaya whilst on National Service, David Hunter’s past catches up with him when he is stalked by the sole survivor."
3. "Shughie confesses to Diane that he’s a bit bereft in the pants department."
2. "Sandy breaks up a knife fight between two girls by charging them with his wheelchair."
and No.1...
"Benny and Grogan gang up on Mr. Rogers. Throat-slitting is pondered as an option and he flees the scene. They top their victory by stalking a goat that has just eaten some of Benny’s money."
10. "Benny slopes into Reception looking like he’s been living in a ditch, which he has. After catching him trying to have a siesta in the garden shed, David Hunter gives Benny a lecture on economics."
9. "Meg hears the fourth most incredible thing she’s ever heard in her life."
8. "Anthony pays a visit to Jill and laments the lack of sex and violence in New York."
7. "Shughie’s Stalinist behaviour earns shrugs of indifference from the catering staff. He retires to peel his potatoes."
6. "Mrs. Bailey’s plans to have an enjoyable suicide are almost thwarted by Jane."
5. "Benny regales Jane and Diane with tales of his life as a hobbledehoy. While Mr. Booth’s libido takes another thrashing, Shughie warns Helen of the dangers of communicable diseases. Diane gives Benny a lecture on the Welfare State."
4. "Two decades after being involved in the massacre of innocent civilians in Malaya whilst on National Service, David Hunter’s past catches up with him when he is stalked by the sole survivor."
3. "Shughie confesses to Diane that he’s a bit bereft in the pants department."
2. "Sandy breaks up a knife fight between two girls by charging them with his wheelchair."
and No.1...
"Benny and Grogan gang up on Mr. Rogers. Throat-slitting is pondered as an option and he flees the scene. They top their victory by stalking a goat that has just eaten some of Benny’s money."
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